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JLB Episode 76 – Carnie Life!

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In this episode, we throw an S Club party in the carny underground and explore the mysterious life of America’s most elusive group of people, the Carnies. But first we talk about Paul Bearer and the World Wildlife Federation and how the Macho Man likes the white cream of an 8th grade boy. We then discuss our upcoming power ballad “American White Baby” while Josh gets confused with life as a Carnita. We discover an underground Carnie Crossfire tournament and have no choice but to sponsor the entire event including our own champions named Lil Pete and Pat. We then learn that they only deal in Lizzies and favor Beanie Weenies over public safety, equipment repairs, and clown shoes. An old carny lures Josh with Riesens and touches his soft spots while Jill celebrates the blind CEO of OshKosh B’Gosh. Bugles, dip in shit.

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JLB Episode 75 – Taking A Knee For The Light Skin Pigs

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In this episode we take all the knees we can for charity, all while woolen your mom. But first, we kick things off with some non profit jib jab and about how all of this chaos has fostered a new religion simply known as, Light Skin Pig. We then talk about the sweaty dicks flapping around on the basketball court and about a new summer movie coming soon called, Honestly Dong. We finally get into our main “Hot Topic” which is about taking a knee for different charities and organizations like Socks For Rocks. What religion did the dinosaurs follow and did Zeus really rule with an iron clown shoe? Naked Jesse Eisenberg in 8K? Jill has never seen a tornado in NYC? All the answers to these questions and more in this titillating episode of JLB.

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JLB Episode 74 – The PizzaGate Episode

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In this episode, we talk about the Lord’s work, patriarchal dongs, God profit, Carl’s Jr, and the outrageous Jupiter glitter bomb. But first, we kick things off with a heated discussion about Reverend AppleBottom’s wife’s big ol’ brown roast beef lips and how it initially lead to the end of their 20 year marriage. Jill talks about her dream with the hilarious Shaquille O’Neal becoming president and Josh brings up his desires of bully pissing. We then explain the PD and MD of the family and how women who have the largest labias are the funniest and most outgoing. This brings us to our main “Hot Topics” which is about Pizza Supreme Leader Trump’s over reaching Executive Order 4P that makes it illegal to put pineapple on pizza. So tune in to find out how establishments like Pope’s Pizza is taking a stand and why Josh only calls the government on Fridays just before closing time.

***Riddle of the week***
can you suck a duck while being a buck or are you a cuck in a truck stuck in the muck? Ya fuck.

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JLB Episode 73 – This Is A Banking Episode

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In this “New Year” episode, we come together to celebrate Jesus’s real birthday by burning our old vision boards. But before we jump into how we learn about Josh’s new job, editing all of the Wikipedia articles. Although Jill is genuinely concerned for the Backstreet Boys wiki page, Josh genuinely doesn’t give a shit. He is also dropping his new album full of 90’s style interludes. It’s like they always say “the more interludes you got the better the flow”. Throw olives in the air if you want to be Greek. We then talk about our vision boards and the many different styles of crosses you can buy for burning or praising. Jill keeps interrupting to talk about Mase and Josh use to be a fire safety chief in Chicago; Youse gotta take cares of ya hands if ya wanna hold dem dags. Also, Jill threw some chicken bones and has determined that a complete economic crash is coming in 2017. So we spend some time talking about our future proof investments like downtown revitalization, buying up all of the Crossfire games, and artisanal crack rock stores. We will also see a rise in child labor this year and Creaky Door Syndrome. We then close out the episode with a fashion update with new trends like the classic over-sized white t-shirt and flesh colored leggings. I hope you have your big dicks ready because this episode is going to blow up your ear holes!

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JLB Episode 70 – The 70th Anniversary (per capita)

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In this episode, we celebrate our 70th episode/year anniversary! We briefly talk about America while using the word of the day, “per capita”. Then we talk about the lately happenings, all involving our creepy neighbors and their schemes to create the perfect spider cat hybrid. We then get into our crazy, wild, and massive, “Hot Topics”, BLACK FRIDAY TIPS! Such insightful tips like grabbing all of the TV’s first, throwaway dogs, and cleats. So don’t forget your pizza funnels folks as we share the dark secrets into the mob psyche of Black Friday. Oh, and we also close out the episode with a champion diet, clumps of dirt and buttholes.

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JLB Episode 64 – Tech Reviews, Self Rape, and The Snapchat Dick Pic Method

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In this episode, Jill opens with a brief impromptu interview (via Snapchat) with presidential hopeful, Scat Mayor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his translator with him so she has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Nevertheless, Jill charges on with thought provoking questions about reaching the millennials and the Snapchat dick pic method. Josh walks in from taking a humongous shit and finds Jill already doing the podcast without him and then she rambles on about wanting to join a vape club to represent Vape Nation. Should it be broadcast on Spanish ESPN? Damn straight! We then get on a little hashtag jib jab before Josh ruins our lives with a shit story about yet another club he has joined. Don’t worry, this one is actually relevant! Lets just say it has a little something to do with pokeballin’ and self rape *wink*. We then close things out by sharing a short audio clip from our new Youtube sponsor, Ultimate Tech Reviews Unlimited with Larry, where he does amazing tech reviews and his wife Barbara does dollar tree art reviews, they’re great!

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JLB Episode 61 – Jill 4 Jesus Christ Line Tuesday!

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In this episode, we broadcast the audio of a new TV show featuring Reverend AppleBottom called, Jill 4 Jesus! Since today is Christ Line Tuesday, we take a few calls from folk who are desperately seeking some Godly advice from our divine host, Jill. We hear from a blessed woman who has a problem with her teenage son, a woman who is struggling with an addiction, and many more that require righteous advice. We then talk about the floods in WV and whether or not the movie “The Exorcist” played a part in it. Counselors are agents of the devil and then the venerable Reverend AppleBottom talks briefly about his street preaching schedule. The only true way to meet the Lord is to be dead and so we end the show with a radio baptism starring the one and only, Dr. Ben Carson.

Remember folks, if Jesus was pregnant, he would keep that baby.

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JLB Episode 58 – Peter Pan and The Supple Toes

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In this episode, we meet the mastermind behind the world’s most exquisite and delicious peanut butter spread, Peter Pan from Peter Pan Peanut Butter. But first, we kick things off with a new sponsor, Zata-Iran’s (made in Iran), If it’s rice then it’s probably not Zata-Iran’s or rice. We briefly talk about beach body big titties before jumping into our main interview with the hobgoblin himself, Peter Pan. As with most things in our lives, if we see something or someone strange we tend to kidnap it and question it relentlessly while letting the fear fuel our blind anger; and that’s exactly what we did when we saw this simple goblin like creature trying to snatch little lost boys. As Jill leaves the room to take a humongous shit Josh unties the little bastard and proceeds to drill him……with questions, ya bunch of big noses. We talk about it’s nut process, peanut allergies, Magicians Guild, Full House, Michael Jackson, supple toes, and so much more! So tune in and let the soothing sounds of Peter Pan’s creepy ass voice manipulate and lull you, into slavery.

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JLB Episode 56 – The Crank and The Job Interview

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In this episode, failed news year resolutions, homeless stranger danger, and those darn lazy ice snakes. We also get into our main discussion about job interviews since we are interviewing for the “Derpist Podcasting Network”. We give you some hot tips and tricks to make you stand out and excel in your next job interview. Tips like voodoo, Ouija boards, fresh dogs,, and eating worms are guaranteed to get you that job and even an instant promotion! We then spend a considerable amount of time talking about one of the hottest movies of 2008, The Crank. We close things out with an exciting Noel update and some social media jib jabs.

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JLB Episode 53 – The Jungle Book Adventure

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In this episode, we take a trip into the deep anals of The Jungle to shoot our new documentary about pop-tart farm production. We haven’t found any masts or Keebler Eleves mass graves so we’re pretty sure there isn’t a conspiracy afoot, yet. Anyway, we learn about many different things here in the jungle like Junglos, talking animals, chain smoking bears, trains, and organic wood carved dildos. We’ll meet fantastic characters like a sexy snake and King Louie Armstrong who violently suffers from traumatic flashbacks, can’t get too close. But that’s OK, you’re the cream of the crunch! So, hop on board the train and join us on this exciting adventure full of wonder and mystery and riches beyond your wildest dreams!

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