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JLB Episode 74 – The PizzaGate Episode

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In this episode, we talk about the Lord’s work, patriarchal dongs, God profit, Carl’s Jr, and the outrageous Jupiter glitter bomb. But first, we kick things off with a heated discussion about Reverend AppleBottom’s wife’s big ol’ brown roast beef lips and how it initially lead to the end of their 20 year marriage. Jill talks about her dream with the hilarious Shaquille O’Neal becoming president and Josh brings up his desires of bully pissing. We then explain the PD and MD of the family and how women who have the largest labias are the funniest and most outgoing. This brings us to our main “Hot Topics” which is about Pizza Supreme Leader Trump’s over reaching Executive Order 4P that makes it illegal to put pineapple on pizza. So tune in to find out how establishments like Pope’s Pizza is taking a stand and why Josh only calls the government on Fridays just before closing time.

***Riddle of the week***
can you suck a duck while being a buck or are you a cuck in a truck stuck in the muck? Ya fuck.

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JLB Episode 68 – The Nuclear Verevolf Predicament

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In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the streets then strike him hard in the ears. Paul Walker saves Harambe and a pack of werewolves have eaten all my vegetables. We then get into our “Hot Topics” and receive a visit from our new neighbor, Reverend Applebottom. He has gone into the pop-up nuclear plant business and has given all his neighbors (including us) radioactive blueberry pie which turns you into a VEREVOLF! That’s right, we’ve got a full fledged verevolf epidemic going on here and Josh thinks he’s figured the way out, by eating buttholes. We then close out the episode with the one thing verevolves love the most, YouTube beat boxing.

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JLB Episode 61 – Jill 4 Jesus Christ Line Tuesday!

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In this episode, we broadcast the audio of a new TV show featuring Reverend AppleBottom called, Jill 4 Jesus! Since today is Christ Line Tuesday, we take a few calls from folk who are desperately seeking some Godly advice from our divine host, Jill. We hear from a blessed woman who has a problem with her teenage son, a woman who is struggling with an addiction, and many more that require righteous advice. We then talk about the floods in WV and whether or not the movie “The Exorcist” played a part in it. Counselors are agents of the devil and then the venerable Reverend AppleBottom talks briefly about his street preaching schedule. The only true way to meet the Lord is to be dead and so we end the show with a radio baptism starring the one and only, Dr. Ben Carson.

Remember folks, if Jesus was pregnant, he would keep that baby.

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JLB Episode 50 – The Grifty Fifty

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It’s finally here! The 50th episode celebration!

In this episode, Josh chastises Jill on proper podcast etiquette before rambling on about about her weak fingers, thrift store underwear, and dumb interview questions. We then jump into the most exciting topic you can imagine, retirement plans. You’ll hear enthralling tales of credit card fraud, people scheming, and sand dune fox holes. We then pop on over to our “Hot Topics” of the day with a grand list of Jill and Josh’s (Mainly Jill’s) top hot obscure guys over 50. Jill then hits us with an exciting Noel update about his tour and then we close out the episode with special guest Reverend Applebottom in his new podcast segment, Lord Minute.

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JLB Episode 20 – It’s The 20th Episode Extravaganza!

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In this Father’s Day special 20th episode extravaganza of massive proportions we give you the most inspiring quote from the most influential thinker of the modern age, Steven Seagal. We then have a brief discussion about the loneliest dinosaur, Carl, who gets massive boners at inappropriate times. Jill then brings in Reverend AppleBottom for a surprise exorcism on Josh to exo-scissor his old housekeeper who periodically possesses him. One of our awesome listeners submits another fabulous science bitch question about belly button lint, thanks Bictoria! We then end it with a very special treat from one of our own loyal listeners, Adam Lassiter, who has composed a song for us lovingly titled “Bacon Grease”.

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