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JLB Episode 73 – This Is A Banking Episode

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In this “New Year” episode, we come together to celebrate Jesus’s real birthday by burning our old vision boards. But before we jump into how we learn about Josh’s new job, editing all of the Wikipedia articles. Although Jill is genuinely concerned for the Backstreet Boys wiki page, Josh genuinely doesn’t give a shit. He is also dropping his new album full of 90’s style interludes. It’s like they always say “the more interludes you got the better the flow”. Throw olives in the air if you want to be Greek. We then talk about our vision boards and the many different styles of crosses you can buy for burning or praising. Jill keeps interrupting to talk about Mase and Josh use to be a fire safety chief in Chicago; Youse gotta take cares of ya hands if ya wanna hold dem dags. Also, Jill threw some chicken bones and has determined that a complete economic crash is coming in 2017. So we spend some time talking about our future proof investments like downtown revitalization, buying up all of the Crossfire games, and artisanal crack rock stores. We will also see a rise in child labor this year and Creaky Door Syndrome. We then close out the episode with a fashion update with new trends like the classic over-sized white t-shirt and flesh colored leggings. I hope you have your big dicks ready because this episode is going to blow up your ear holes!

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JLB Episode 63 – Foxes Buttholes and The Ham Tax

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In this episode, we talk about agile foxes, shitty bus driver wages, neckbeard things, and the outrageous ham tax of 1863. We have a heated discussion about North Carolina’s many overrun fox farms and the silly practice of checking foxes buttholes for polyps. Jill may not know what a neckbeard is, but you can pretty much convince her to eat any garbage food with some slick advertisements. Which leads us into a brief Champion Diet jib jab before completely degrading our intern, K-Bone. We then go right into our “Hot Topics” about Jill’s swift decision to transition into a fox, well a chinese fox to be exact! Will she be the best chinese fox ping pong player of all time? Will she create a hot new foxtract dance move? These questions and more in this exciting episode! We then close out the show with a fascinating Noel Fielding update.

This episode is proudly sponsored by Gary’s Razors!

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JLB Episode 62 – Big Black Horse and The Tickle Team

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In this episode, we watch just the tip of a documentary trailer called “Tickled” and become completely engrossed in the competitive sport of tickling. We discuss our new tickle team called “Tickle The Pickle” or TTP for short and how we are getting in on the ground floor of this billion dollar underground tickle ring industry. We briefly talk about JT’s ramen noodle hair, Sexy Howie D, and another new club Josh was invited to that involves dill pickles and buttholes. Ricola is the polish word for toe fuck and the numero uno way to win a tickling match is doggystyle. We then get into our very time sensitive Hot Topics about KT Tunstall and her biggest hit in 2000 something, “Black Horse and The Cherry Tree”. We go over the lyrics of the song with a fine tooth comb and discover that they are subtle clues that lead to her whereabouts, she’s been missing since. We then receive an unexpected and scary call from Betty, an adamant follower of the “Jill 4 Jesus” show.

Just a note here, Josh has a new album coming out soon called “Gape Hole” so you’re gonna want to pick that up.

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The Poll you’ve all been waiting for!

This is basically a super important question in which your life depends on it. So be real y’all.

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JLB Episode 3 – Start Your Week Off Right

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In this episode we basically get down to the basics with hot topics, old memories, shout outs, and Backstreet Boys.

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