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JLB Episode 72 – Christmas Buttholes!

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In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days, hobbies like lawn mowing with a scythe. We briefly discuss the puzzling lives of neckbeards. We listen in to a paranoid mall Santa while being frequently interrupted by the unruly announcements from an elderly lady in the gift wrap department. Josh joins a horse club inspired by the movie “War Horse” and Jill was in the confederate army. Jill gives us another gratuitous fashion update and we end on a Jill 4 Jesus prayer that is to the tits!

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JLB Episode 64 – Tech Reviews, Self Rape, and The Snapchat Dick Pic Method

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In this episode, Jill opens with a brief impromptu interview (via Snapchat) with presidential hopeful, Scat Mayor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his translator with him so she has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Nevertheless, Jill charges on with thought provoking questions about reaching the millennials and the Snapchat dick pic method. Josh walks in from taking a humongous shit and finds Jill already doing the podcast without him and then she rambles on about wanting to join a vape club to represent Vape Nation. Should it be broadcast on Spanish ESPN? Damn straight! We then get on a little hashtag jib jab before Josh ruins our lives with a shit story about yet another club he has joined. Don’t worry, this one is actually relevant! Lets just say it has a little something to do with pokeballin’ and self rape *wink*. We then close things out by sharing a short audio clip from our new Youtube sponsor, Ultimate Tech Reviews Unlimited with Larry, where he does amazing tech reviews and his wife Barbara does dollar tree art reviews, they’re great!

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