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JLB Episode 70 – The 70th Anniversary (per capita)

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In this episode, we celebrate our 70th episode/year anniversary! We briefly talk about America while using the word of the day, “per capita”. Then we talk about the lately happenings, all involving our creepy neighbors and their schemes to create the perfect spider cat hybrid. We then get into our crazy, wild, and massive, “Hot Topics”, BLACK FRIDAY TIPS! Such insightful tips like grabbing all of the TV’s first, throwaway dogs, and cleats. So don’t forget your pizza funnels folks as we share the dark secrets into the mob psyche of Black Friday. Oh, and we also close out the episode with a champion diet, clumps of dirt and buttholes.

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JLB Episode 67 – The Babysitter Club Massacre

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In this episode, we are broadcasting from the inside of a closet! There is a murdering child afoot and while hiding we decide to pass the time, and what better way to do that then loudly recording an episode of JLB! But seriously folks, we are in severe danger here. Anyway, we talk shit about other podcasts and their sniffle edits and then we join a babysitter club. Joan’s kid goes off the rails and plants clever lego traps and kills with menacing garden shears. Josh’s childhood teddy bear who was unsatisfied with his penis size decides to go off on an epic adventure comparing dongs. While in the closet we meet an old chain smoking big nose curmudgeon named Barbara who believes hard work, a pack of smokes, and shot of whisky will solve the world’s problems.

Fashion update: Grey wool is in this year!

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JLB Episode 63 – Foxes Buttholes and The Ham Tax

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In this episode, we talk about agile foxes, shitty bus driver wages, neckbeard things, and the outrageous ham tax of 1863. We have a heated discussion about North Carolina’s many overrun fox farms and the silly practice of checking foxes buttholes for polyps. Jill may not know what a neckbeard is, but you can pretty much convince her to eat any garbage food with some slick advertisements. Which leads us into a brief Champion Diet jib jab before completely degrading our intern, K-Bone. We then go right into our “Hot Topics” about Jill’s swift decision to transition into a fox, well a chinese fox to be exact! Will she be the best chinese fox ping pong player of all time? Will she create a hot new foxtract dance move? These questions and more in this exciting episode! We then close out the show with a fascinating Noel Fielding update.

This episode is proudly sponsored by Gary’s Razors!

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JLB Episode 54 – Celebrity Siblings Edition

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In this episode, we get back to the basics with a standard format that is guaranteed to bring the sibling confusion that’ll have you guessing. In this particular program we are graced with the presence of our celebrity special guest, Seth Rogen’s laugh. Josh is extra smiley today and talks briefly about the fun loving lawn community he joined that borders on being a kinky new sexual fantasy. We talk about lawyer stuff and Pepe Le Pew stripes before diving into our main Hot Topics about the Rain Conspiracy. Are meteorologist in on the secret? Do they have the key to the universe? How much are they really making off umbrella sales? We then liven things back up with a long discussion about the infamous, Walsh Brothers, before closing things out with fashion updates and a #ChampionDiet.

If you want answers and to also save on carbs then hit play now and enjoy this fine radio broadcast of JackaLackaBuff (now playing continuously in the Philippines).

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JLB Episode 47 – Chef Life

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In this episode we introduce you to our new lifestyle we’ve embarked on, celebrity chefing. That’s right folks, with months of dedicated butt sex and deals with devil turkeys we’ve managed to finally crown into the limelight of TV cooking and things. We tell you about our early life and what inspired us to become the cooking phenoms that we are today. Then we discuss Jill’s upcoming cookbook, “Champion Diet” which includes many heart healthy recipes like cheese and ranch, ranch infused baked beans, and ranch pizza. Bobby Slay and Jill then rag on our arch nemesis who is a cheap ass celebrity magician chef with a bitch wife assistant, yea we went there Jacque!

If you’ve ever had the urge to become a celebrity chef then we encourage you to listen to this episode. Who knows, maybe you’ll be one to too!

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JLB Episode 42 – The Fit Cast

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We’re back ya bunch of big noses! We take a tug boat horn moment for 2015 and then get right into a few motivation-ally inspiring fitness quotes. New year, new you, right? We talk briefly about how Josh won the coveted “Small Male Butt” award for 2015 before diving into what Jill has been up to at the tail end of the year. As you know, Jill has been selected to be in a special program to learn about multiple health topics and she will then go on to speak about at colleges around the U.S. about what she’s learned as well as her research. We then get completely way off topic and Josh constantly forgets names and TV shows for no apparent reason; must be lack of mass in the ass. We discuss the many uses of Kale and why it is an essential green for your body and the different types of kale products. We then get back into our hot topics where Jill reveals to us, after intensive research at various gyms (before being kicked out), her astounding new exercise clothing that is going to revolutionize and shock the fitness industry to it’s fucking core.

If there is one podcast episode you have to listen to this year, it is this one!

You could lose 95 LBS with absolutely zero effort in a matter of weeks!

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JLB Episode 40 – Things That Dangle

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In this episode we kick it off with some back and forth riff raff about our new play, “Sissy Hymen” as well as the person Jill met IRL before going into witness protection. We then jump right into one of our main hot topics, Things That Dangle. We hear from Demon Trucker as well as a story about Jill trying to be taught the word “pandering” even though we spent an entire episode on it already, she knows what it means folks. We then go into our second half of the hot topics on what is a good stocking stuffer as well as some Christmas shopping tips. Jill then regales us with a tale on how she straight up trampled a small child before we come to a close with some Champion Diet tips. Oh, Josh also out fractions Jill and the audience at home.

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JLB Episode 37 – The PickleCast!

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In this “fight of the century” episode, we suck you into the wonderful world of pickles! We spear things off with a rousing quote from the pickle king himself (and masturbatory revolutionary), George Washington! We then chip in a few jabs about our innovating pickle product ideas before Jill gives a rundown of people on her “insult of the day” list. Although Vince Vaughn may be a whopping cuntbag he can appreciate a good fight and that is what we bring you in our main event and Hot Topics, pickle spears vs pickle chips! The people have spoken and this is the one of the most serious issues that is plaguing our society at this very moment. Hell, even wars have been started over battles like this, just look at the Great Pickle War of 1860, also known to layman’s as the Civil War. What side are you on? Hrm? Anyway, we close out the show with a very exciting Noel update that will make the moon jealous! This very episode could rip the fabric of time and space and pickles, so go and listen to it now and remember, if you need breast implants go with organic pickle juice.

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JLB Episode 20 – It’s The 20th Episode Extravaganza!

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In this Father’s Day special 20th episode extravaganza of massive proportions we give you the most inspiring quote from the most influential thinker of the modern age, Steven Seagal. We then have a brief discussion about the loneliest dinosaur, Carl, who gets massive boners at inappropriate times. Jill then brings in Reverend AppleBottom for a surprise exorcism on Josh to exo-scissor his old housekeeper who periodically possesses him. One of our awesome listeners submits another fabulous science bitch question about belly button lint, thanks Bictoria! We then end it with a very special treat from one of our own loyal listeners, Adam Lassiter, who has composed a song for us lovingly titled “Bacon Grease”.

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JLB Episode 15 – The Ghost of Boiled Peanuts

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In this Mother’s Day special episode we bring up some childhood memories and get a little scared in the process. We also check out a voice-mail from a faithful listener as well as receiving a “Hot Topics” from our boy Robert in Idaho and then some champion diet advice with Josh.

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