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JLB Episode 71 – All’s Quiet On The Christmas Front

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In this episode we gear up for the “War on Christmas”, whatever that is. Most people don’t remember their childhood so we talk about crossfire and it’s importance as the #1 toy for the last 30 years. Big Ben the farmer likes to lure children and Obama’s AR-15 equipped elves are coming to take our eggnog. We talk about the need to preserve our right to “Winter Pleasures” as well as dancing with plow boys. The great barrier reef is not that important and Carol loves her cheese fountain. So listen to this latest installment for tips on how to preserve your “Winter Pleasures” and keep our cups from changing!

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JLB Episode 68 – The Nuclear Verevolf Predicament

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In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the streets then strike him hard in the ears. Paul Walker saves Harambe and a pack of werewolves have eaten all my vegetables. We then get into our “Hot Topics” and receive a visit from our new neighbor, Reverend Applebottom. He has gone into the pop-up nuclear plant business and has given all his neighbors (including us) radioactive blueberry pie which turns you into a VEREVOLF! That’s right, we’ve got a full fledged verevolf epidemic going on here and Josh thinks he’s figured the way out, by eating buttholes. We then close out the episode with the one thing verevolves love the most, YouTube beat boxing.

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JLB Episode 32 – The JackaLackaNewsCast

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In this tantalizing episode that harkens back to a simpler time, where men were men and women were men and men were confused but still had big ol ding dongs. We roll things back and pay homage to our news radio heritage to bring you a breaking news bulletin that you have to hear it to believe it folks. We then take you on a trip around the world with our international news casters that are reporting live from places like Russia and the internet. Then one of our most famous advertisers makes a live in studio appearance to tell us about one of his new products, the mouth product expert himself, Chinese Sean Connery. We get a letter from little Timmy with some wild and crazy mad libs that will tingle your ears clean off. We then close out our show with a fabulous Noel Fielding update that’ll make ya want to keep tabs on him too! Don’t be a square and take listen to this kind of exciting episode.

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JLB Episode 31 – The Philosopoddy

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Hello and welcome to the first ever JackaLackaBuff Philoso-poddy where we not only engage in philosophy mumbo jumbo but we also philosophize your dick off. In this episode we philosophically grab your attention with a deep and intriguing quote to awaken your mind. We then talk about our hilariously new and exciting play that is loosely based on A Christmas Carol. Then one of the interesting discussions that Jill brings to the table was philosophizing about what ancient philosophers were like in their heyday; Hair dresser anyone? We then close out the show with our most serious Hot Topics yet, Cats and the rising prevalence of the internet in our daily lives. Now enjoy a few lines from our hit play:

“I just want some bread, I’m starving, I’m dying over here!”

“I’ll eat your fucking shoe!”

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