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JLB Episode 77 – Peter Pan’s Cousin, Saint Patrick!

In this episode, we talk a lot about being sneaky while sneaking into a laundromat through a secret tunnel in Chicago. Hot Cheetos are often used to distract people while in shadow mode and Jill is being chased by her problems. Josh has to abruptly take a shit and excuses himself while Jill is visited by Saint Patrick, who loves telling jokes. Jill admits we are there to steal all his gold but he doesn’t seem to care and lets her know they in the dryers. St. Pat gives some sage advice to the kiddos out there by instructing them to be kidnapped by Pirates, it’ll boost your career and they also have the best peanut butter! He prides himself for his wall of celebrities who have visited the mat, especially the best rapper of all time, Joaquin Phoenix. There is a huddle of guys jerkin it in the alley way trying to keep the rats warm and Josh finally comes back, he was shanked. So tune in and enjoy this exhilarating adventure of mystery, intrigue, and The Hulkster’s 10 incher.

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JLB Episode 76 – Carnie Life!

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In this episode, we throw an S Club party in the carny underground and explore the mysterious life of America’s most elusive group of people, the Carnies. But first we talk about Paul Bearer and the World Wildlife Federation and how the Macho Man likes the white cream of an 8th grade boy. We then discuss our upcoming power ballad “American White Baby” while Josh gets confused with life as a Carnita. We discover an underground Carnie Crossfire tournament and have no choice but to sponsor the entire event including our own champions named Lil Pete and Pat. We then learn that they only deal in Lizzies and favor Beanie Weenies over public safety, equipment repairs, and clown shoes. An old carny lures Josh with Riesens and touches his soft spots while Jill celebrates the blind CEO of OshKosh B’Gosh. Bugles, dip in shit.

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JLB Episode 59 – Polar Bear Crisis 2016!

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We’re back!!! We’ve been having some technical problems, so we appreciate you folks for bearing with us through this difficult time in our lives.

In this episode we go on about this and that, tit for tat, bait for bat, frog foie gras, and other random things to peak your nips. Josh tried to make a baby with his computer at an attempt to get it working right, but the result was grilled shard marks in the private area. We go on and on about old times, parties, and a weird dancing man with glow sticks and large dangerous eyes. We do some shout outs, Josh tells us about yet another club he has joined and then the immediate failing of said club after his entry. We do our very first “Cold Topics” about the Polar Bear Crisis 2016! It’s a real travesty and probably the most important issue of our lifetime, so tune in to find out!

Don’t forget to keep Curtis’s name in your mouth.

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