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JLB Episode 73 – This Is A Banking Episode

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In this “New Year” episode, we come together to celebrate Jesus’s real birthday by burning our old vision boards. But before we jump into how we learn about Josh’s new job, editing all of the Wikipedia articles. Although Jill is genuinely concerned for the Backstreet Boys wiki page, Josh genuinely doesn’t give a shit. He is also dropping his new album full of 90’s style interludes. It’s like they always say “the more interludes you got the better the flow”. Throw olives in the air if you want to be Greek. We then talk about our vision boards and the many different styles of crosses you can buy for burning or praising. Jill keeps interrupting to talk about Mase and Josh use to be a fire safety chief in Chicago; Youse gotta take cares of ya hands if ya wanna hold dem dags. Also, Jill threw some chicken bones and has determined that a complete economic crash is coming in 2017. So we spend some time talking about our future proof investments like downtown revitalization, buying up all of the Crossfire games, and artisanal crack rock stores. We will also see a rise in child labor this year and Creaky Door Syndrome. We then close out the episode with a fashion update with new trends like the classic over-sized white t-shirt and flesh colored leggings. I hope you have your big dicks ready because this episode is going to blow up your ear holes!

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JLB Episode 72 – Christmas Buttholes!

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In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days, hobbies like lawn mowing with a scythe. We briefly discuss the puzzling lives of neckbeards. We listen in to a paranoid mall Santa while being frequently interrupted by the unruly announcements from an elderly lady in the gift wrap department. Josh joins a horse club inspired by the movie “War Horse” and Jill was in the confederate army. Jill gives us another gratuitous fashion update and we end on a Jill 4 Jesus prayer that is to the tits!

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JLB Episode 68 – The Nuclear Verevolf Predicament

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In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the streets then strike him hard in the ears. Paul Walker saves Harambe and a pack of werewolves have eaten all my vegetables. We then get into our “Hot Topics” and receive a visit from our new neighbor, Reverend Applebottom. He has gone into the pop-up nuclear plant business and has given all his neighbors (including us) radioactive blueberry pie which turns you into a VEREVOLF! That’s right, we’ve got a full fledged verevolf epidemic going on here and Josh thinks he’s figured the way out, by eating buttholes. We then close out the episode with the one thing verevolves love the most, YouTube beat boxing.

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JLB Episode 67 – The Babysitter Club Massacre

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In this episode, we are broadcasting from the inside of a closet! There is a murdering child afoot and while hiding we decide to pass the time, and what better way to do that then loudly recording an episode of JLB! But seriously folks, we are in severe danger here. Anyway, we talk shit about other podcasts and their sniffle edits and then we join a babysitter club. Joan’s kid goes off the rails and plants clever lego traps and kills with menacing garden shears. Josh’s childhood teddy bear who was unsatisfied with his penis size decides to go off on an epic adventure comparing dongs. While in the closet we meet an old chain smoking big nose curmudgeon named Barbara who believes hard work, a pack of smokes, and shot of whisky will solve the world’s problems.

Fashion update: Grey wool is in this year!

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JLB Episode 54 – Celebrity Siblings Edition

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In this episode, we get back to the basics with a standard format that is guaranteed to bring the sibling confusion that’ll have you guessing. In this particular program we are graced with the presence of our celebrity special guest, Seth Rogen’s laugh. Josh is extra smiley today and talks briefly about the fun loving lawn community he joined that borders on being a kinky new sexual fantasy. We talk about lawyer stuff and Pepe Le Pew stripes before diving into our main Hot Topics about the Rain Conspiracy. Are meteorologist in on the secret? Do they have the key to the universe? How much are they really making off umbrella sales? We then liven things back up with a long discussion about the infamous, Walsh Brothers, before closing things out with fashion updates and a #ChampionDiet.

If you want answers and to also save on carbs then hit play now and enjoy this fine radio broadcast of JackaLackaBuff (now playing continuously in the Philippines).

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JLB Episode 26 – Le Moon Life

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In this “nonprofit” and “educational” episode we broadcast to you from the MOON!!!!! That’s right folks, we were sent here on a top secret mission by the French Government and to talk with you all about the “Moon Life” in a non-pandering way. We kick it off with a wise and pandering joke from our very own Jerry Seinfeld and then pander right into the futuristic tunes of the moon which is basically one song by Gary Numan on constant repeat. Though Jill’s main purpose in life is to find the Hidden Valley, she performs a humankind first of doing slam poetry on the moon and receives quite the spatial recognition for it. Before making history, Josh gave her a few voice tips from his pandering vocal coach which included dildos, gargle sounds and method speaking. We pander away with our Hot Topics about slut shaming spiders, moon crabs, and what happens when ya mix the two. We then close out the episode talking about fine dining, Saturn genital ringworm, moon cheese, and a moon fashion update. So let our pandering banter sway you into tuning in, because you are not gonna want to miss this most exciting episode!

Bless your peps.

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JLB Episode 16 – Time Shifting With A Pizza Funnel

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In this episode we discuss an epic fashion tip, Hot Topics, and then Jill snorts constantly. We also share a new commercial with the one and only Chinese Sean Connery and promote the only Russian podcast that is sanctioned by the government. So get your dunker strips ready and enjoy this exciting installment of Jackalackabuff; We also time shift.

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