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JLB Episode 77 – Peter Pan’s Cousin, Saint Patrick!

In this episode, we talk a lot about being sneaky while sneaking into a laundromat through a secret tunnel in Chicago. Hot Cheetos are often used to distract people while in shadow mode and Jill is being chased by her problems. Josh has to abruptly take a shit and excuses himself while Jill is visited by Saint Patrick, who loves telling jokes. Jill admits we are there to steal all his gold but he doesn’t seem to care and lets her know they in the dryers. St. Pat gives some sage advice to the kiddos out there by instructing them to be kidnapped by Pirates, it’ll boost your career and they also have the best peanut butter! He prides himself for his wall of celebrities who have visited the mat, especially the best rapper of all time, Joaquin Phoenix. There is a huddle of guys jerkin it in the alley way trying to keep the rats warm and Josh finally comes back, he was shanked. So tune in and enjoy this exhilarating adventure of mystery, intrigue, and The Hulkster’s 10 incher.

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JLB Episode 73 – This Is A Banking Episode

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In this “New Year” episode, we come together to celebrate Jesus’s real birthday by burning our old vision boards. But before we jump into how we learn about Josh’s new job, editing all of the Wikipedia articles. Although Jill is genuinely concerned for the Backstreet Boys wiki page, Josh genuinely doesn’t give a shit. He is also dropping his new album full of 90’s style interludes. It’s like they always say “the more interludes you got the better the flow”. Throw olives in the air if you want to be Greek. We then talk about our vision boards and the many different styles of crosses you can buy for burning or praising. Jill keeps interrupting to talk about Mase and Josh use to be a fire safety chief in Chicago; Youse gotta take cares of ya hands if ya wanna hold dem dags. Also, Jill threw some chicken bones and has determined that a complete economic crash is coming in 2017. So we spend some time talking about our future proof investments like downtown revitalization, buying up all of the Crossfire games, and artisanal crack rock stores. We will also see a rise in child labor this year and Creaky Door Syndrome. We then close out the episode with a fashion update with new trends like the classic over-sized white t-shirt and flesh colored leggings. I hope you have your big dicks ready because this episode is going to blow up your ear holes!

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JLB Episode 61 – Jill 4 Jesus Christ Line Tuesday!

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In this episode, we broadcast the audio of a new TV show featuring Reverend AppleBottom called, Jill 4 Jesus! Since today is Christ Line Tuesday, we take a few calls from folk who are desperately seeking some Godly advice from our divine host, Jill. We hear from a blessed woman who has a problem with her teenage son, a woman who is struggling with an addiction, and many more that require righteous advice. We then talk about the floods in WV and whether or not the movie “The Exorcist” played a part in it. Counselors are agents of the devil and then the venerable Reverend AppleBottom talks briefly about his street preaching schedule. The only true way to meet the Lord is to be dead and so we end the show with a radio baptism starring the one and only, Dr. Ben Carson.

Remember folks, if Jesus was pregnant, he would keep that baby.

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JLB Episode 58 – Peter Pan and The Supple Toes

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In this episode, we meet the mastermind behind the world’s most exquisite and delicious peanut butter spread, Peter Pan from Peter Pan Peanut Butter. But first, we kick things off with a new sponsor, Zata-Iran’s (made in Iran), If it’s rice then it’s probably not Zata-Iran’s or rice. We briefly talk about beach body big titties before jumping into our main interview with the hobgoblin himself, Peter Pan. As with most things in our lives, if we see something or someone strange we tend to kidnap it and question it relentlessly while letting the fear fuel our blind anger; and that’s exactly what we did when we saw this simple goblin like creature trying to snatch little lost boys. As Jill leaves the room to take a humongous shit Josh unties the little bastard and proceeds to drill him……with questions, ya bunch of big noses. We talk about it’s nut process, peanut allergies, Magicians Guild, Full House, Michael Jackson, supple toes, and so much more! So tune in and let the soothing sounds of Peter Pan’s creepy ass voice manipulate and lull you, into slavery.

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JLB Episode 56 – The Crank and The Job Interview

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In this episode, failed news year resolutions, homeless stranger danger, and those darn lazy ice snakes. We also get into our main discussion about job interviews since we are interviewing for the “Derpist Podcasting Network”. We give you some hot tips and tricks to make you stand out and excel in your next job interview. Tips like voodoo, Ouija boards, fresh dogs,, and eating worms are guaranteed to get you that job and even an instant promotion! We then spend a considerable amount of time talking about one of the hottest movies of 2008, The Crank. We close things out with an exciting Noel update and some social media jib jabs.

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