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JLB Episode 77 – Peter Pan’s Cousin, Saint Patrick!

In this episode, we talk a lot about being sneaky while sneaking into a laundromat through a secret tunnel in Chicago. Hot Cheetos are often used to distract people while in shadow mode and Jill is being chased by her problems. Josh has to abruptly take a shit and excuses himself while Jill is visited by Saint Patrick, who loves telling jokes. Jill admits we are there to steal all his gold but he doesn’t seem to care and lets her know they in the dryers. St. Pat gives some sage advice to the kiddos out there by instructing them to be kidnapped by Pirates, it’ll boost your career and they also have the best peanut butter! He prides himself for his wall of celebrities who have visited the mat, especially the best rapper of all time, Joaquin Phoenix. There is a huddle of guys jerkin it in the alley way trying to keep the rats warm and Josh finally comes back, he was shanked. So tune in and enjoy this exhilarating adventure of mystery, intrigue, and The Hulkster’s 10 incher.

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JLB Episode 68 – The Nuclear Verevolf Predicament

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In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the streets then strike him hard in the ears. Paul Walker saves Harambe and a pack of werewolves have eaten all my vegetables. We then get into our “Hot Topics” and receive a visit from our new neighbor, Reverend Applebottom. He has gone into the pop-up nuclear plant business and has given all his neighbors (including us) radioactive blueberry pie which turns you into a VEREVOLF! That’s right, we’ve got a full fledged verevolf epidemic going on here and Josh thinks he’s figured the way out, by eating buttholes. We then close out the episode with the one thing verevolves love the most, YouTube beat boxing.

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JLB Episode 64 – Tech Reviews, Self Rape, and The Snapchat Dick Pic Method

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In this episode, Jill opens with a brief impromptu interview (via Snapchat) with presidential hopeful, Scat Mayor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his translator with him so she has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Nevertheless, Jill charges on with thought provoking questions about reaching the millennials and the Snapchat dick pic method. Josh walks in from taking a humongous shit and finds Jill already doing the podcast without him and then she rambles on about wanting to join a vape club to represent Vape Nation. Should it be broadcast on Spanish ESPN? Damn straight! We then get on a little hashtag jib jab before Josh ruins our lives with a shit story about yet another club he has joined. Don’t worry, this one is actually relevant! Lets just say it has a little something to do with pokeballin’ and self rape *wink*. We then close things out by sharing a short audio clip from our new Youtube sponsor, Ultimate Tech Reviews Unlimited with Larry, where he does amazing tech reviews and his wife Barbara does dollar tree art reviews, they’re great!

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JLB Episode 63 – Foxes Buttholes and The Ham Tax

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In this episode, we talk about agile foxes, shitty bus driver wages, neckbeard things, and the outrageous ham tax of 1863. We have a heated discussion about North Carolina’s many overrun fox farms and the silly practice of checking foxes buttholes for polyps. Jill may not know what a neckbeard is, but you can pretty much convince her to eat any garbage food with some slick advertisements. Which leads us into a brief Champion Diet jib jab before completely degrading our intern, K-Bone. We then go right into our “Hot Topics” about Jill’s swift decision to transition into a fox, well a chinese fox to be exact! Will she be the best chinese fox ping pong player of all time? Will she create a hot new foxtract dance move? These questions and more in this exciting episode! We then close out the show with a fascinating Noel Fielding update.

This episode is proudly sponsored by Gary’s Razors!

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JLB Episode 60 – Kenny The Intern and Oiled Duck

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In this episode our very own intern, Kenny, joins us in the studio to have a frank discussion about his performance. Unfortunately, he had to bring a brat kid named Sam that he is babysitting, while “its” mom parties just three doors down the street. After Josh completely tears into Kenny’s ass, and I mean really gets up in there about his many duty failures here at JLB, Sam annoyingly reminds us that children are not precious little creatures that need to be cherished; This one needs discipline dammit! But it’s not all bad, because Sam gleefully informs us of all the atrocities our dear K-Bone may or may not have committed. You can’t trust kids, but you might be able to trust one who creeps and follows Kenny around constantly. So tune in to hear discussions on things like shit mud pies being fed to dogs, devil twins, Michael Jordan cutouts, scrapple, and so much more!

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JLB Episode 55 – True Life: Born Without An Anus

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In this episode, we go completely off track and talk about various subjects like bitcoin cookies, drones, Tulsaletto, and whitewashing the problems away. Ol’ gofer arms (Josh, as he was called in his youth) briefly rants about witchcraft skyping before we engage in a postal worker drone baby discussion with drone-stradamus notes sprinkled in. Josh joins another community, this time of the bathrobe wizardry variety and Jill just suspects he is easily persuaded, especially if there are strong men involved. After whitewashing our problems away we finally hop into our main “Hot Topics” about the hit MTV documentary, “True Life: I Was Born Without An Anus”. Jill spouts off about the dino conspiracy and then we end the show with some recorded takes from our new job, tech support at Blizzard Entertainment.

This episode is proudly sponsored by WackaMaCrack and presented by the one and only, Chinese Sean Connery. Need a crack, WackaMaCrack!

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JLB Episode 50 – The Grifty Fifty

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It’s finally here! The 50th episode celebration!

In this episode, Josh chastises Jill on proper podcast etiquette before rambling on about about her weak fingers, thrift store underwear, and dumb interview questions. We then jump into the most exciting topic you can imagine, retirement plans. You’ll hear enthralling tales of credit card fraud, people scheming, and sand dune fox holes. We then pop on over to our “Hot Topics” of the day with a grand list of Jill and Josh’s (Mainly Jill’s) top hot obscure guys over 50. Jill then hits us with an exciting Noel update about his tour and then we close out the episode with special guest Reverend Applebottom in his new podcast segment, Lord Minute.

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