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JLB Episode 72 – Christmas Buttholes!

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In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days, hobbies like lawn mowing with a scythe. We briefly discuss the puzzling lives of neckbeards. We listen in to a paranoid mall Santa while being frequently interrupted by the unruly announcements from an elderly lady in the gift wrap department. Josh joins a horse club inspired by the movie “War Horse” and Jill was in the confederate army. Jill gives us another gratuitous fashion update and we end on a Jill 4 Jesus prayer that is to the tits!

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JLB Episode 45 – New Year Visions of 2016 Pt. 1

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This year we are laying our lives on the line and sharing our New Year’s resolutions with you, the humble yet constipated listener.

That’s right folks, Josh #2 has returned from his “Everquest” and we are now back with this hard hitting episode that will bring tears to your eyes. But before we get into the meat paste of the program, we would like to take a moment and remind you that this is an election year and we are throwing all of our support to the one and only, Scat Mayor. You heard him on last week’s’ poddy and boy, what a doozy of an impression he left on us and all you fine listeners. Anyway, we kick things off with some political race jargon as well as some old man Ron Paul discussion about his frailty and Goodwill attire. Then we learn why Josh’s voice is so low before he challenges Josh #1 to a dangerous bike riding competition (not crossfire). Superman has an extreme allergy to poppy seed but that doesn’t stop him from scarfing down lemon poppy seed muffins, but he is a stupid superhero anyway. We then finally get to what’s on the docket for 2016 and it’s not all residuals and royalties either, it’s also about Crow’s Blood, hawk nuggets, deli meats, and lying more often. If you really want to know why Jill is a light fog or licking peps then you’re going to want to tune in to this eye opening episode about love, heart, and family. 100 likes bitches!

(This episode is brought to you by the Scat Mayor Campaign for Premium Power)

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