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JLB Episode 77 – Peter Pan’s Cousin, Saint Patrick!

In this episode, we talk a lot about being sneaky while sneaking into a laundromat through a secret tunnel in Chicago. Hot Cheetos are often used to distract people while in shadow mode and Jill is being chased by her problems. Josh has to abruptly take a shit and excuses himself while Jill is visited by Saint Patrick, who loves telling jokes. Jill admits we are there to steal all his gold but he doesn’t seem to care and lets her know they in the dryers. St. Pat gives some sage advice to the kiddos out there by instructing them to be kidnapped by Pirates, it’ll boost your career and they also have the best peanut butter! He prides himself for his wall of celebrities who have visited the mat, especially the best rapper of all time, Joaquin Phoenix. There is a huddle of guys jerkin it in the alley way trying to keep the rats warm and Josh finally comes back, he was shanked. So tune in and enjoy this exhilarating adventure of mystery, intrigue, and The Hulkster’s 10 incher.

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JLB Episode 58 – Peter Pan and The Supple Toes

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In this episode, we meet the mastermind behind the world’s most exquisite and delicious peanut butter spread, Peter Pan from Peter Pan Peanut Butter. But first, we kick things off with a new sponsor, Zata-Iran’s (made in Iran), If it’s rice then it’s probably not Zata-Iran’s or rice. We briefly talk about beach body big titties before jumping into our main interview with the hobgoblin himself, Peter Pan. As with most things in our lives, if we see something or someone strange we tend to kidnap it and question it relentlessly while letting the fear fuel our blind anger; and that’s exactly what we did when we saw this simple goblin like creature trying to snatch little lost boys. As Jill leaves the room to take a humongous shit Josh unties the little bastard and proceeds to drill him……with questions, ya bunch of big noses. We talk about it’s nut process, peanut allergies, Magicians Guild, Full House, Michael Jackson, supple toes, and so much more! So tune in and let the soothing sounds of Peter Pan’s creepy ass voice manipulate and lull you, into slavery.

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