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JLB Episode 74 – The PizzaGate Episode

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In this episode, we talk about the Lord’s work, patriarchal dongs, God profit, Carl’s Jr, and the outrageous Jupiter glitter bomb. But first, we kick things off with a heated discussion about Reverend AppleBottom’s wife’s big ol’ brown roast beef lips and how it initially lead to the end of their 20 year marriage. Jill talks about her dream with the hilarious Shaquille O’Neal becoming president and Josh brings up his desires of bully pissing. We then explain the PD and MD of the family and how women who have the largest labias are the funniest and most outgoing. This brings us to our main “Hot Topics” which is about Pizza Supreme Leader Trump’s over reaching Executive Order 4P that makes it illegal to put pineapple on pizza. So tune in to find out how establishments like Pope’s Pizza is taking a stand and why Josh only calls the government on Fridays just before closing time.

***Riddle of the week***
can you suck a duck while being a buck or are you a cuck in a truck stuck in the muck? Ya fuck.

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JLB Episode 71 – All’s Quiet On The Christmas Front

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In this episode we gear up for the “War on Christmas”, whatever that is. Most people don’t remember their childhood so we talk about crossfire and it’s importance as the #1 toy for the last 30 years. Big Ben the farmer likes to lure children and Obama’s AR-15 equipped elves are coming to take our eggnog. We talk about the need to preserve our right to “Winter Pleasures” as well as dancing with plow boys. The great barrier reef is not that important and Carol loves her cheese fountain. So listen to this latest installment for tips on how to preserve your “Winter Pleasures” and keep our cups from changing!

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JLB Episode 68 – The Nuclear Verevolf Predicament

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In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the streets then strike him hard in the ears. Paul Walker saves Harambe and a pack of werewolves have eaten all my vegetables. We then get into our “Hot Topics” and receive a visit from our new neighbor, Reverend Applebottom. He has gone into the pop-up nuclear plant business and has given all his neighbors (including us) radioactive blueberry pie which turns you into a VEREVOLF! That’s right, we’ve got a full fledged verevolf epidemic going on here and Josh thinks he’s figured the way out, by eating buttholes. We then close out the episode with the one thing verevolves love the most, YouTube beat boxing.

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JLB Episode 58 – Peter Pan and The Supple Toes

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In this episode, we meet the mastermind behind the world’s most exquisite and delicious peanut butter spread, Peter Pan from Peter Pan Peanut Butter. But first, we kick things off with a new sponsor, Zata-Iran’s (made in Iran), If it’s rice then it’s probably not Zata-Iran’s or rice. We briefly talk about beach body big titties before jumping into our main interview with the hobgoblin himself, Peter Pan. As with most things in our lives, if we see something or someone strange we tend to kidnap it and question it relentlessly while letting the fear fuel our blind anger; and that’s exactly what we did when we saw this simple goblin like creature trying to snatch little lost boys. As Jill leaves the room to take a humongous shit Josh unties the little bastard and proceeds to drill him……with questions, ya bunch of big noses. We talk about it’s nut process, peanut allergies, Magicians Guild, Full House, Michael Jackson, supple toes, and so much more! So tune in and let the soothing sounds of Peter Pan’s creepy ass voice manipulate and lull you, into slavery.

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JLB Episode 46 – Visions of 2016 and Community Pt. 2

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In this episode we spout some jib jab about Pope’s Pizza, one of the greatest pizza places on Earth and the MOOn!!! We do spend some time talking about origins as well as the other founder, Carl Pope. Jill doesn’t know what a sand spur is but she does know what Cowboy spurs are but that’s ok because talking about Cowboy Hat Chili really makes ya hungry, man hungry. It’s hard, being a hard man, in this hard life, though if you were gonna be any kind of hard man, make sure you’re a boy of cows; A Cowboy. We then do a continuation of your last episode and expound a bit more about the remaining contents on our vision boards, such as soft bottoms and Instagram foodies. Then we get into our Hot Topics about ways to make a difference in our community, can you think of a few ways? Don’t worry, we got you covered! We talk about helping old ladies, elderly clothes, we address the homeless problem, cause power outages, rat farm, and so much more!

Don’t forget to pickup a copy of Fluffy Tangelo and Black Truffles new album Cheese Rounds Vol 1. on November 6th 2016.

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JLB Episode 33 – The Dolphin-Safe Cage Party

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In this spooky scary episode we get a little bit wild because we are broadcasting live from the basement of local kidnapping legend, G-Squeak! He is a special type of clown man thing who has the memory of a stupid horse, but is also a mastermind in the art of “Napping and Murdering”. While trapped in our cages, we start things off with some manic ramblings and then provide you with some unexpected parenting advice from old, alcoholic, Eastern European women. This segues perfectly into another delirious conspiracy rant from Josh about smoking and the correlating facts behind obesity rates in America. Then we give you some tips with our hot topics of the day on the varying methods of escaping from those who have kidnapped you. If that doesn’t tickle your butt hole then how about some dolphin safe tuna or flipper hands or maybe a sweet air guitar rendition of “Free Bird”? This episode has it all and before we completely pass out we end it on a high note with……that’s right you guessed it, fashion update for napped victims! We’ll be ordering a pizza here soon so make sure to come over for a wicked good cage party.

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JLB Episode 28 – Turbo Charged, Fast and Furious Cah Poddy

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Heyyy! How you doin? How’s your mother? Good? Ok. In this episode we bring you a very special guest, Jill’s trusty and reliable mechanic, Vinnie No-Brains from Primo Auto. As you all know, Jill’s cah has been in the shop for a bit and we invite Vinnie on to discuss some car business and pizza joints like Pope’s Pizza. We then get a very inquisitive letter about cars and potatoes from one of our faithful listeners, Robert from Idaho (with the big dong). Even though Idaho is known for strip clubs and potatoes we still manage to throw out some advice to our sandino Robert. After some back and forth on our trusty tips we get down to brass tacks with our Hot Topics, you guessed it, about cah maintenance. This 350 horsepower episode is gonna have you pissing in your tank before ya know it!

Tell your mother I said hi.

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JLB Episode 26 – Le Moon Life

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In this “nonprofit” and “educational” episode we broadcast to you from the MOON!!!!! That’s right folks, we were sent here on a top secret mission by the French Government and to talk with you all about the “Moon Life” in a non-pandering way. We kick it off with a wise and pandering joke from our very own Jerry Seinfeld and then pander right into the futuristic tunes of the moon which is basically one song by Gary Numan on constant repeat. Though Jill’s main purpose in life is to find the Hidden Valley, she performs a humankind first of doing slam poetry on the moon and receives quite the spatial recognition for it. Before making history, Josh gave her a few voice tips from his pandering vocal coach which included dildos, gargle sounds and method speaking. We pander away with our Hot Topics about slut shaming spiders, moon crabs, and what happens when ya mix the two. We then close out the episode talking about fine dining, Saturn genital ringworm, moon cheese, and a moon fashion update. So let our pandering banter sway you into tuning in, because you are not gonna want to miss this most exciting episode!

Bless your peps.

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