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JLB Episode 72 – Christmas Buttholes!

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In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days, hobbies like lawn mowing with a scythe. We briefly discuss the puzzling lives of neckbeards. We listen in to a paranoid mall Santa while being frequently interrupted by the unruly announcements from an elderly lady in the gift wrap department. Josh joins a horse club inspired by the movie “War Horse” and Jill was in the confederate army. Jill gives us another gratuitous fashion update and we end on a Jill 4 Jesus prayer that is to the tits!

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JLB Episode 29 – The Official JackaLackaBuff ASMR WhisperCast

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In this softly spoken episode we take a journey with our approved membership cards from Walgreens to explore the underground whisper community of ASMR. We start off with a murmuring disclaimer and a few gently chosen ASMR quotes to give you something to peacefully mull over while calmly sipping your coffee. After introducing a clip of the world renowned ASMR anthem “Whisper Song” (which is quietly played at every community convention on repeat) we discuss the rising and confusing issues that surround the whisper app (Hint: it’s not about whispering). Then our very own (ASMR Gallagher trained) Jill graces us with a few pleasing displays of audible wonderment with the rustling sounds of items like keys, ant hills, ten dollar bill, zippers, and a fiber one bar. We then silently end the poddy by subtly easing into our Hot Topics of popular whisper phrases like “that was a nice shit you took back there man” and “nice toes”.

We hope everyone enjoyed our peaceful trip and if you’re home alone while your mom is out getting pickles then please give this episode a gentle listen.

**Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a sexual poddy for the ASMR folks.**

 

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