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JLB Episode 77 – Peter Pan’s Cousin, Saint Patrick!
In this episode, we talk a lot about being sneaky while sneaking into a laundromat through a secret tunnel in Chicago. Hot Cheetos are often used to distract people while in shadow mode and Jill is being chased by her problems. Josh has to abruptly take a shit and excuses himself while Jill is visited by Saint Patrick, who loves telling jokes. Jill admits we are there to steal all his gold but he doesn’t seem to care and lets her know they in the dryers. St. Pat gives some sage advice to the kiddos out there by instructing them to be kidnapped by Pirates, it’ll boost your career and they also have the best peanut butter! He prides himself for his wall of celebrities who have visited the mat, especially the best rapper of all time, Joaquin Phoenix. There is a huddle of guys jerkin it in the alley way trying to keep the rats warm and Josh finally comes back, he was shanked. So tune in and enjoy this exhilarating adventure of mystery, intrigue, and The Hulkster’s 10 incher.
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JLB Episode 76 – Carnie Life!
In this episode, we throw an S Club party in the carny underground and explore the mysterious life of America’s most elusive group of people, the Carnies. But first we talk about Paul Bearer and the World Wildlife Federation and how the Macho Man likes the white cream of an 8th grade boy. We then discuss our upcoming power ballad “American White Baby” while Josh gets confused with life as a Carnita. We discover an underground Carnie Crossfire tournament and have no choice but to sponsor the entire event including our own champions named Lil Pete and Pat. We then learn that they only deal in Lizzies and favor Beanie Weenies over public safety, equipment repairs, and clown shoes. An old carny lures Josh with Riesens and touches his soft spots while Jill celebrates the blind CEO of OshKosh B’Gosh. Bugles, dip in shit.
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JLB Episode 75 – Taking A Knee For The Light Skin Pigs
In this episode we take all the knees we can for charity, all while woolen your mom. But first, we kick things off with some non profit jib jab and about how all of this chaos has fostered a new religion simply known as, Light Skin Pig. We then talk about the sweaty dicks flapping around on the basketball court and about a new summer movie coming soon called, Honestly Dong. We finally get into our main “Hot Topic” which is about taking a knee for different charities and organizations like Socks For Rocks. What religion did the dinosaurs follow and did Zeus really rule with an iron clown shoe? Naked Jesse Eisenberg in 8K? Jill has never seen a tornado in NYC? All the answers to these questions and more in this titillating episode of JLB.
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JLB Episode 74 – The PizzaGate Episode
In this episode, we talk about the Lord’s work, patriarchal dongs, God profit, Carl’s Jr, and the outrageous Jupiter glitter bomb. But first, we kick things off with a heated discussion about Reverend AppleBottom’s wife’s big ol’ brown roast beef lips and how it initially lead to the end of their 20 year marriage. Jill talks about her dream with the hilarious Shaquille O’Neal becoming president and Josh brings up his desires of bully pissing. We then explain the PD and MD of the family and how women who have the largest labias are the funniest and most outgoing. This brings us to our main “Hot Topics” which is about Pizza Supreme Leader Trump’s over reaching Executive Order 4P that makes it illegal to put pineapple on pizza. So tune in to find out how establishments like Pope’s Pizza is taking a stand and why Josh only calls the government on Fridays just before closing time.
***Riddle of the week***
can you suck a duck while being a buck or are you a cuck in a truck stuck in the muck? Ya fuck.
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JLB Episode 73 – This Is A Banking Episode
In this “New Year” episode, we come together to celebrate Jesus’s real birthday by burning our old vision boards. But before we jump into how we learn about Josh’s new job, editing all of the Wikipedia articles. Although Jill is genuinely concerned for the Backstreet Boys wiki page, Josh genuinely doesn’t give a shit. He is also dropping his new album full of 90’s style interludes. It’s like they always say “the more interludes you got the better the flow”. Throw olives in the air if you want to be Greek. We then talk about our vision boards and the many different styles of crosses you can buy for burning or praising. Jill keeps interrupting to talk about Mase and Josh use to be a fire safety chief in Chicago; Youse gotta take cares of ya hands if ya wanna hold dem dags. Also, Jill threw some chicken bones and has determined that a complete economic crash is coming in 2017. So we spend some time talking about our future proof investments like downtown revitalization, buying up all of the Crossfire games, and artisanal crack rock stores. We will also see a rise in child labor this year and Creaky Door Syndrome. We then close out the episode with a fashion update with new trends like the classic over-sized white t-shirt and flesh colored leggings. I hope you have your big dicks ready because this episode is going to blow up your ear holes!
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JLB Episode 72 – Christmas Buttholes!
In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days, hobbies like lawn mowing with a scythe. We briefly discuss the puzzling lives of neckbeards. We listen in to a paranoid mall Santa while being frequently interrupted by the unruly announcements from an elderly lady in the gift wrap department. Josh joins a horse club inspired by the movie “War Horse” and Jill was in the confederate army. Jill gives us another gratuitous fashion update and we end on a Jill 4 Jesus prayer that is to the tits!
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JLB Episode 71 – All’s Quiet On The Christmas Front
In this episode we gear up for the “War on Christmas”, whatever that is. Most people don’t remember their childhood so we talk about crossfire and it’s importance as the #1 toy for the last 30 years. Big Ben the farmer likes to lure children and Obama’s AR-15 equipped elves are coming to take our eggnog. We talk about the need to preserve our right to “Winter Pleasures” as well as dancing with plow boys. The great barrier reef is not that important and Carol loves her cheese fountain. So listen to this latest installment for tips on how to preserve your “Winter Pleasures” and keep our cups from changing!
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JLB Episode 70 – The 70th Anniversary (per capita)
In this episode, we celebrate our 70th episode/year anniversary! We briefly talk about America while using the word of the day, “per capita”. Then we talk about the lately happenings, all involving our creepy neighbors and their schemes to create the perfect spider cat hybrid. We then get into our crazy, wild, and massive, “Hot Topics”, BLACK FRIDAY TIPS! Such insightful tips like grabbing all of the TV’s first, throwaway dogs, and cleats. So don’t forget your pizza funnels folks as we share the dark secrets into the mob psyche of Black Friday. Oh, and we also close out the episode with a champion diet, clumps of dirt and buttholes.
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JLB Episode 69 – Game Of Crimes: Episode 1
In this episode, two detectives reunite to solve one last crime, but it all turns sour when they encounter their prime suspect, a simple janitor who goes by the name of, Barry Dickle. Now that our heroes, Dylan Pearl Long and Dillon Harambe Strong are back on the force, they look back on what drove them apart. Dylan saved most of a child and took up building clown houses while Dillon joined Internal Affairs to watch his darling wife Lucinda bang his supervisor, Mark (aka baby legs). But this case had breathed new life into these two rugged detectives and now they are back to solve the peanut butter butcher murders. Barry may think he is a superhero now, but taking him downtown will certainly change his tune. Justice, will always find a way.
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